74.I Love My Lips
作词：Kurt Henry Heinecke, Phillip Vischer
One day while talking with Dr. Archibald
Larry confronts one of his deepest fears
If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag
And headed south that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad
I see that'd be too bad, you'd be so sad
That'd be too bad if my lips said, 'Adios, I don't like you
I think you're grossa€ that'd be too bad, I might get mad
That'd be too bad, you might get mad
That'd be too bad if my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and
Took my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my dad
That'd be too bad, you'd call your dad
That'd be too bad
Hold it did you say your father？ Fascinating
So what you're saying is that if your lips left you
That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad
I'd call my dad that'd be too bad
That'd be to bad that'd be too bad why？
Because I love my lips
Oh, my this is more serious than I thought
Larry, tell me, what do you see here？
Um, that looks like a lip and this？ It's a lip and this
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip, lips, lip, lip,
lip
Larry, tell me about your childhood
When I was just two years old
I left my lips out in the cold and
They turned blue, what could I do？
They turned blue, what could you do？
Oh they turned blue on the day
I got my tooth I had to kiss my
Great Aunt Ruth she had a beard and it felt weird
My, my, she had a beard and it felt weird？
She had a beard ten days after I turned eight
Got my lips stuck in a gate my friends all laughed
And I just stood there until the fire department came
And broke the lock with a crow bar and
I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid
Named Oscar who got stung by a bee
Right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each
Other until the fifth week because
Both our lips were so swollen and
When he did start speaking he just spoke Polish
And I only knew like three words in Polish
Except now I know four because Oscar taught me
The word for lip, oofta your friends all laughed usta？
How do you spell that I don't know
So what you're saying is that when you were young
They turned blue, what could I do？
She had a beard and it felt weird
My friends all laughed, oofta!
I'm confused I love my lips
This has been silly songs with
Larry tune in next time to
Hear Larry say have I ever told you how
I feel about my nose oh, look at the time
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